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Peaches:
When you say the word peaches,
your lips come together for less than a second. Imagine
saying this when you kiss - it happens very quickly.
Prunes: Described as such because
the movement of the lips during this kiss roughly
approximates that caused by uttering the word prunes.
It's Longer than a peaches kiss.
Alfalfa: Hold your tongue with
your fingers and try to say alfalfa - you can't do it.
Nor can you perform the alfalfa kiss without using the
tongue.
Glass: This kiss is most commonly
used when you are separated by a pane of glass.
Oftentimes you are in a hurry and can't roll down the
car window, or the sliding door is shut and you don't
want to let the cold air in the house. If you are
participating in a glass kiss and the other person pulls
away to see your pressed lips, blow air into the window
and make your checks swell.
Underwater : Remember wondering
what it would be like to kiss underwater?
Then you convinced your neighbor to try it with you in
the pool, you found out it was no big deal: you can't
feel their lips very well, the chlorine hurts your eyes,
and you swallow water on your way to the surface. It may
be more interesting if you fill the pool with Jell-O.
Noisy: A kiss that makes noise is
not unusual, it's just noisy - which means at times can
be considered rude.
Thrown: Not too common anymore.
Seen mostly in parades and silent movies. Can be
traumatic if you don't warm up your arm.
Blown: Similar to the thrown kiss,
but used at close range or when a thrown kiss might be
intercepted.
Hand: This kiss is another member
of the thrown-kiss fairly. The only difference is that
after the kiss is placed in the hand, it is personally
delivered and applied to the other person's face.
Although more accurate than either the thrown or blown
kiss, it can be hazardous if delivered with a slap.
Dark: Kissing in the dark is a
problem for those with bad sense of direction - they end
up kissing the ear. One way to alleviate this problem is
to locate your date's nose, grip it tightly to use as a
reference point, and kiss below the hand.
Grandma Bunny: These are the types
kisses you get from older relatives. "Bunny"
refers to the soft white hair grandmothers have above
their lips, which they often moisten before kissing.
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